I decided this weekend that wedding crasher is perhaps my dream job. Think about it... for the limited work there are some really great perks.
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For example... to crash a wedding means that you get to soak in all the surroundings of the event...
attempt new looks... like sunburning just one ear...
weddings are about as happy as holding a special baby for the first time...
at a wedding you have the opportunity to sit at fantastic tables...
with incredible views...
next to your favorite people...
i mean seriously favorite people that should live much closer than they do...
you get to pose around centerpieces...
or sometimes behind them...
and travel in style.
A wedding is a perfect opportunity to look all pretty for pictures...
and then eat guitar cake
To crash a wedding this fun would mean that you get free props...huge varieties of alcohol 
and the chance to play with fire...in that order.
Oh...and spending some time with your beautiful friend on the happiest day of her life is just a little added bonus too.
See... doesn't the life of a wedding crasher sound glorious?
I can see it now...
Soooo funny.
Soooo funny.
2 comments:
I think that you hit this one on the nose! Weddings are the best events in the world! everyone is SO happy and there is so much love in the room!! I support your new job plan 100%!!!
Julie,
you are such a corn-ball! I LOVE it! I didn't expect the face cut-outs and I totally laughed out loud. Both of my girls came running, "what's so funny, mom???" They didn't laugh quite as loud as me...give them some time to let their funny bones develop I guess.
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