Monday, March 2, 2009

Monster Monday

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It happens early in the morning when the smell of breakfast still lingers in the air. The hardwoods creeeeek as you carry load after load of laundry to the back ever so distant bedroom. There is an unfamiliar shadow cast on the wall but it goes unnoticed as you are completely focused on the monotonous task of cleaning.

And this is the exact moment that the encounter occurs.

Heart palpitating, sweat dripping you meet the dreaded beast.

The Sticker Monster.

She roars and growls her fierce teeth. She is very liable to come after you with her strawberry stained talons and toxic breakfast bar breath. Your life is but a mere pebble in her path of destruction. Will you survive?

It is very fortunate that you have unearthed the secret kryptonite of this dreaded assailant. Sheer luck in the truest form. It so happens that the beast has a weakness for tickling and Disney. An unlikely combination yet the perfect formula for survival. Victory is yours…

For now.

5 comments:

Leticia said...
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Leticia said...

You are the most entertaining writer! I love your blogs... and your children for that matter! :)

Leticia 'I am a moron who is a bit overzealous with my mouse" Bachman said...

oh my gosh- um... redundant much?! So sorry and now I can't delete!

The May Family said...

Ok...so that totally has happened to me more than I like to acknowledge! I think that I fixed it! I LOVE your blog...for a little bit it wasn't working on my computer but now it is! HOORAY!!!