Dear United States Supreme Court,
I would like to file a claim against MY entire family. I have been bamboozled, wronged... there are indeed treacherous misdoings afoot and it needs to stop now. I am a victim and I won't stand for it. These are the facts.
My morning started just like any other---except I was allowed to have my "yaya" in the store which was a nice treat.
Then we saw some trucks---my favorite.
My mommy had me trade my yayas for the trucks. At this point I feel I was being misrepresented because I have no recollection of the words : Goodbye FOREVER.
See... poor schmuck
And then came nap time. Nice story, great snuggle, placed in bed, searched for yaya... and then I realized it. I HAD BEEN ROBBED. I was NOT happy. I AM not happy. Do not let this picture confuse you... I really am upset.
just when it is dark in my room. My sister tells me that this means I am a BIG boy now and that there are so many great things about being big.
I tell you what would be great- my yaya.
My lawyer, Little Bear, is available to meet at any time.
I look forward to hearing from you,
Gabriel J. May