Dear United States Supreme Court,
I would like to file a claim against MY entire family. I have been bamboozled, wronged... there are indeed treacherous misdoings afoot and it needs to stop now. I am a victim and I won't stand for it. These are the facts.
My morning started just like any other---except I was allowed to have my "yaya" in the store which was a nice treat.

Then we saw some trucks---my favorite.




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I tell you what would be great- my yaya.
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My lawyer, Little Bear, is available to meet at any time.
I look forward to hearing from you,
Gabriel J. May
2 comments:
Love it love it love it. Good luck to poor Gabe trying his case! :) And good luck to Mom & Dad while he does!
You are brilliant. Start writing so that people can buy it and so I can put it on my shelf. I mean it, I'm not kidding around. The time has come! :)
Also...thank you for letting me be apart of the great YaYa ceremony. Who knew that back when we wanted to be YaYas...that this would be the way we would get it! ;)
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